Hey people,
I don't know if you know this but I play for my community football team. My dad singed me up because my therapist said I needed some kind of sport to take out my energy on. And yesterday I played my first match. I have been going to this football team for 3 years and I have waited for this the entire time.
Latree was playing cricket on the other side of town so my dad went to watch him. I mean just because he's good at it.
Anyway back to me.
I was sitting on the bench like I do every other game when the coach came up to me.
"Hey you kid! I need you to stand in for Amelia while she recovers from her nosebleed. I jumped to me feet and gave a salute I ran onto the pitch ready to play. Everything was going well and I wasn't being violent at all. Then suddenly this player cam and slide tackled me. The referee ignored this.
I ran up to the referee and said to him.
" Hey man! That idiot girl just knocked me over and you just ignored it! Your are a bad referee and you need to go to football jail!" He looked shocked and raised up a red card.
" WHAT? WHAT????? I'm getting a red card!!!!" I yelled in his face. One of my teammates came up to me to try and calm me down. I promptly punched her in the face. Then I punched the referee. Then I got banned from the team and ran home.
I was very happy and thought I had put up a good fight. I told my dad and he chained me to the lamppost again. I waved at strangers untill the police came.
I need to go because my dad is tazzering me againnnnnnnnnn. I neeeedddd to gooooooo to my therapist abbboouttt my voillllent wayyyyysssss.
BBBBBBByyyeee bbye fffoooor nowww.
Timmy:)
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