Football Match

Hey people,
I don't know if you know this but I play for my community football team. My dad singed me up because my therapist said I needed some kind of sport to take out my energy on. And yesterday I played my first match. I have been going to this football team for 3 years and I have waited for this the entire time.
Latree was playing cricket on the other side of town so my dad went to watch him. I mean just because he's good at it.
Anyway back to me.
I was sitting on the bench like I do every other game when the coach came up to me.
"Hey you kid! I need you to stand in for Amelia while she recovers from her nosebleed. I jumped to me feet and gave a salute I ran onto the pitch ready to play. Everything was going well and I wasn't being violent at all. Then suddenly this player cam and slide tackled me. The referee ignored this.
I ran up to the referee and said to him.
" Hey man! That idiot girl just knocked me over and you just ignored it! Your are a bad referee and you need to go to football jail!" He looked shocked and raised up a red card.
" WHAT? WHAT????? I'm getting a red card!!!!" I yelled in his face. One of my teammates came up to me to try and calm me down. I promptly punched her in the face. Then I punched the referee. Then I got banned from the team and ran home.
I was very happy and thought I had put up a good fight. I told my dad and he chained me to the lamppost again. I waved at strangers untill the police came.
I need to go because my dad is tazzering me againnnnnnnnnn. I neeeedddd to gooooooo to my therapist abbboouttt my voillllent wayyyyysssss.
BBBBBBByyyeee bbye fffoooor nowww.

                                   Timmy:)

Shopping

Hey people
Today was totally awesome!!!!!! Me and my dad went shopping at the supermarket(Latree was sick so we left him with my grandma. I couldn't wait because everyone knows what supermarkets are great for. You don't have to answer,FUN!!!!!
When we got there it was full of people. I like people so I stopped and stared for a minute. I noticed my dad had walked off so I thought I would meet him at our usual lamp post. I walked into the fruit and veg aisle to see what was there. There was lots of fruit and veg (who knew that would be there) and a funny man with a moustache. I walked very close to him and peered closely at his moustache.
"Hello. What do you want?" he said weirdly. I just shrugged my shoulders. Then I said:
" Doesn't your moustache tickle you?" He looked very taken a back. Then he walked away. I forgot about him when I saw the most delightful thing ever. CABBAGES!!!!!!
Did you know they are great for throwing and football. I started to throw them randomly into the next aisle then when I heard an OUCH!!!. I ran. I found the toys so i played with them for a while. I couldn't get them out of the packaging so I asked an assistant to help me. They said:
" Sorry honey. They aren't supposed to come out of the packaging until you buy them."
"Stupid assistant can't even help me, Can't do her job right obviously," I muttered under my breath them skipped away.
Then I found someones trolley so I took it and started riding up and dwon the aisle in it. Then a person yelled:
" Get off me trolley you stupid kid!" I ran even faster and out of the aisle. I swerved dodging people(althoguh I did knock over a little girl). Then the whole staff was chasing me. I knocked over a tall display to distract them. Alot tripped over it. I threw things at them and screamed at people to move. As I looked behind me I saw there was no one there. I looked back in front and crashed into a fridge.
Next thing I knew I was lieng down in to car chained-up.(That always happens when I'm stupid at supermarkets and places like that). When I got home a ate my favourite carrots and chocolate sauce and felt better.
Anyway I will write more soon. Cya then

                                              Timmy:)

World Cup special

Hey people,
Some more video news(I will put on some more about my day soon) we are putting on 2 more videos. Our woodland/jungle one has just been put on and we will put on bobby and latree's woodland survival tips very soon.
Also we have a very special episode coming very very soon. It is a world cup special!!!!!! Me and Latree talk about our favourite teams and we play a mini game (I totally won incase you were wondering). We would like you to comment on it about your views of football.
Thanks for reading and watch.

                                                                           Timmy:)

New Episode coming soon

Hey people,
I just thought I would tell you we have a new video coming out soon. This time Timmy(thats me) and Latree were at my mummy's house. We were in the garden but luckily Bobby saved us. I will not give too much away but it was action-packed (on accident though).
Anyway please check it out when it gets on and filming for part two of timmy the movie will start soon.
Remember to watch and subscribe!!!!

                                                              Timmy :)

Church!!!!

Hey people,
Today I went to church. And before you ask I know it is a Wednesday but I couldn't go on Sunday because my dad was checking up with his therapist.
I didn't go to church for very long and I'm not sure why the priest kicked me out. I mean I did enjoy it while it lasted. The priest talked in a really cool,deep voice (he should audition for the Terminator). Anyway I came in a sat on the front row and everybody moved away (maybe they heard about me). Anyway the priest walked in and I stood up and cheered:
"Wooohooooooooo!!!!!! ALL HAIL SATAN!"
Everyone looked at me and the priest looked mad so i sat down. Maybe i said something wrong but oh well. Then I listened to his cool terminator voice as he read out of the bible. Half way through I put up my hand to ask a question. He looked at me weirdly and said:
"What?" Then I said:
" Does heaven have good phone signal?"Then everyone looked at me weirdly. He replied:
"No. I don't think so." I was disappointed. So I said:
"Oh. I don't think I'm going then. I will just go live with Satan instead." He looked very very angry then. He yelled at me:
"Get out I have had enough of you with your sinful ways!!!!" He also said alot of naughty words too. So I said:
" Now now. I dont God or Jesus would like use using that kind of language" He roared at me so I ran out as fast as I could.
I think I like church but I will ahve to pick a different one next time.
Bye bye for now

                                                   Timmy:)

Timmy Time Movie Release Date

Hey People,
So I thought I would tell you the release dates for the timmy time movie!!!!! I'm so excited even though it is only on youtube.
The release date is............Drumroll Please!!!!!.........................
TODAY!!!!!!
Well for the first part anyway but still......
We have a new video on and more coming soon!
Hope you enjoy! :)

                                                                            Timmy :)

Lawerence!

Hey people
Sorry for not putting anything but i have new news for you. My haircut went fine and it was so quick it doesn't look any different. My dad says that's because i ran out before she touched it. But i think not!
Anyway on our new episode of timmy time i introduce you to lawerence, my new friend. She is so awesome we met at the butchers because she was staring at the butcher cutting up pigs in the back. I stood by her and said hi. She just said nothing so then i talked to her for ages although she said nothing back.
Then finally she said:"I am watching the knives slicing. I like knives they are my friends." Thats so cool!!!!!!!
So I told her she was my new best friend. We talked abit and aparantly she is a goth. But I don't care! Then she came to my house to do timmy time!
We had somuch fun but i'm sorry Harold i like Lawerence better.
Anyway that is all
                                                  Timmy :)

Haircut!

Hey people
Today I'm having my first haircut in weeks! I don't like having my haircut and i don't know why we bother.I mean i don't trust people with scissors near my neck and they probably wouldn't trust me. Although that might have something to do with the fact that I slapped my last hairdresser,but anyway.
Also my best friend came yesterday! I love Harold! I never knew a rock was such a good listener and so kind too. We went to the park and i pushed him on the swing. Someone asked me if their child could go on the swing since no one was on their. They hurt my feelings so i screamed: " Don't be so mean Harold is in there and hes having fun". Maybe it was because i screamed so loud or because i jumped i her face but they police had to take me home again(i almost forgot Harold!). I like the police they are so kind to me and other people, i mean everyone knows there house number although i bet it's pretty cramped in there with all those police men.
Anyway that is all because my daddy is coming up the stairs with the tazers to get me to the hairdressers. I don't think it will work this time.
                                             
                                           Timmy:)