Swimming!

Hey people

Sorry for not posting for a while. My dad took away our computer and i couldn't use the one in the library because I got banned from there when I threw books at the librarian. So...............anyway

I went swimming today with Latree. I know what your thinking. I'm banned but Latree isn't so I sneaked in undercover. We came in and I was wearing a moustache and glasses. It fooled them!

We got changed. Latree wore his Thomas the Tank engine swimming pants and I wore my Fifi and the flowertots swimming costumes. I love my swimming costume.

The swimming pool we went to was awesome. It had diving boards! We went straight on them. Latree went straight to the top board and did a bomb off. He did a massive splash and almost drowned the kid who jumped off before him.

The lifeguard told him off. I waited in the queue for the top board. It took forever!

I got bored so I pushed in front of everybody and went to the top board. The person who was on the board was just walking to the end of the board. I pushed them and they screamed. The lifeguard looked at me and chased up the stairs after me. I panicked and jumped off too. Latree screamed too and jumped in the pool on top of some little kids. I laughed but got caught and I saw Latree had been captured too. We got taken home and were told never to come back. But that doesn't matter because I was banned anyway.

Anyway Bye Bye!

                                                                       Timmy:)

Football Match

Hey people,
I don't know if you know this but I play for my community football team. My dad singed me up because my therapist said I needed some kind of sport to take out my energy on. And yesterday I played my first match. I have been going to this football team for 3 years and I have waited for this the entire time.
Latree was playing cricket on the other side of town so my dad went to watch him. I mean just because he's good at it.
Anyway back to me.
I was sitting on the bench like I do every other game when the coach came up to me.
"Hey you kid! I need you to stand in for Amelia while she recovers from her nosebleed. I jumped to me feet and gave a salute I ran onto the pitch ready to play. Everything was going well and I wasn't being violent at all. Then suddenly this player cam and slide tackled me. The referee ignored this.
I ran up to the referee and said to him.
" Hey man! That idiot girl just knocked me over and you just ignored it! Your are a bad referee and you need to go to football jail!" He looked shocked and raised up a red card.
" WHAT? WHAT????? I'm getting a red card!!!!" I yelled in his face. One of my teammates came up to me to try and calm me down. I promptly punched her in the face. Then I punched the referee. Then I got banned from the team and ran home.
I was very happy and thought I had put up a good fight. I told my dad and he chained me to the lamppost again. I waved at strangers untill the police came.
I need to go because my dad is tazzering me againnnnnnnnnn. I neeeedddd to gooooooo to my therapist abbboouttt my voillllent wayyyyysssss.
BBBBBBByyyeee bbye fffoooor nowww.

                                   Timmy:)

Shopping

Hey people
Today was totally awesome!!!!!! Me and my dad went shopping at the supermarket(Latree was sick so we left him with my grandma. I couldn't wait because everyone knows what supermarkets are great for. You don't have to answer,FUN!!!!!
When we got there it was full of people. I like people so I stopped and stared for a minute. I noticed my dad had walked off so I thought I would meet him at our usual lamp post. I walked into the fruit and veg aisle to see what was there. There was lots of fruit and veg (who knew that would be there) and a funny man with a moustache. I walked very close to him and peered closely at his moustache.
"Hello. What do you want?" he said weirdly. I just shrugged my shoulders. Then I said:
" Doesn't your moustache tickle you?" He looked very taken a back. Then he walked away. I forgot about him when I saw the most delightful thing ever. CABBAGES!!!!!!
Did you know they are great for throwing and football. I started to throw them randomly into the next aisle then when I heard an OUCH!!!. I ran. I found the toys so i played with them for a while. I couldn't get them out of the packaging so I asked an assistant to help me. They said:
" Sorry honey. They aren't supposed to come out of the packaging until you buy them."
"Stupid assistant can't even help me, Can't do her job right obviously," I muttered under my breath them skipped away.
Then I found someones trolley so I took it and started riding up and dwon the aisle in it. Then a person yelled:
" Get off me trolley you stupid kid!" I ran even faster and out of the aisle. I swerved dodging people(althoguh I did knock over a little girl). Then the whole staff was chasing me. I knocked over a tall display to distract them. Alot tripped over it. I threw things at them and screamed at people to move. As I looked behind me I saw there was no one there. I looked back in front and crashed into a fridge.
Next thing I knew I was lieng down in to car chained-up.(That always happens when I'm stupid at supermarkets and places like that). When I got home a ate my favourite carrots and chocolate sauce and felt better.
Anyway I will write more soon. Cya then

                                              Timmy:)